Buckster

Crashed one truck, blew another one’s engine. What was the real reason you left the first place? Inexperienced drivers, ah well, I suppose that’s the state of the industry, hopefully the current employer won’t learn you are a truck Jonah.

Jumped before you were pushed?

I wonder if there could be a common denominator in each of the sackings?

You did.

That's @Six30's favourite.

I have been called half a dozen times but never actually served.

I’ve been called for jury service again, they have no concept of how much of a shit person I am.

You do realise that picture is now in @Six30’s wank bank, don’t you?

Depending on the bike it can be worth buying back and parting it out.

Is Busa there?

What’s the bet that @Six30 has already tried the number?

Dude, I have all my fingers and toes so…

It can induce a heart attack in men of your age.

That's me.

Or Your Plate.

You should tell people you lost them on your expedition in the Himalayan tundra while searching for the yeti.