Buckster

That last one is Michael Jackson.

Why are you a knob?

Well, I’m convinced.

I’ve done more miles in two days than Pete does in three years.

Having just ridden 750 miles I think it is closer to 50hp extra, I’m up to about 225hp at the rear wheel now, give or take.

Both pipes are scraped, I bought the bike like that, it had accident damage. I checked the frame and that was all fine, the original highway bar was wrecked that had taken the bulk of the damage, the rest was primarily cosmetic.

I'm back home, bike and trailer are put away, it's time's like this I wish I lived in a 15 minute neighbourhood.

BOTC even.

Aint it pretty.

I heard they are close to unridable, every corner is a new adventure.

Did you have an Ultra Gound Pounder?

I swapped out my old Screaming Eagle stage 1 air filter today before I se off for the latest K&N that Harley now use. Got to be worth another 30hp.

Locked up for the night.

It's okay for the money and it has parking.

I'm at the hotel in Wrexham, time for food and some black stuff, the barmaid has her lips so plumped up she can't talk properly.

Not if you establish your household as a cult first.

Gay.

Those aren’t cigars. One more and you will be three for three.

It was but he is back home now.

Me neither.

Dogs wouldn’t eat shit like that.