Buckster

If you over stretch a spring you will end up wrecking it or you could have it break will you a riding which could bring things to an abrupt end. Not worth it.

Did I mention no pictures in or next to vans?

At least you can get two in one box.

It’s the decoy he uses to trap midgets.

They are usually behind him as well.

Gets your arse down the midget level, very considerate.

So are those locks not in use anymore?

Bins are great, we should probably do Bin of the month as well, gravel traps should show the bike on its side with additional kudos for blood and/or protruding bone.

Goes to the shitter a lot as well.

BOTM will be here shortly, get those pictures taken. It’s going to be epic! Remember the picture must be taken this month, no garage or driveway shots you losers, landscape shots only (turn your phone on its side you retard). Extra points will be given for including a nice bin in the shot or if you must, some scenery. One picture per person, no swapping pictures if you get a better one during the course of the show and tell, overt photoshopping or other faking will result in your entry being removed and will not be able to take part for this month. Enhancements with filters is okay as is a little bit of touching up (ooooeeerrr missus). Piss taking will be mandatory except in the case of my entry which you will all love unconditionally. Moderator decisions are final, this is not a meritocracy or a democracy (Google it). Finally, have fun, don’t take yourself too seriously and remember, the earth is square.

It’s the next Toyota Landcruiser.

That was just friendly encouragement.

Pedro isn’t a new member.

Marcel will after he goes out on his Honda and gets bummed in the woods.

You would.

Make sure it is next to a bin.

That’s brexit for you, you will be eating squirrels soon.

Seems they knew something. https://www.facebook.com/reel/7239339412748323?s=yWDuG2&fs=e

I see the fat lad was on the pop last night.

Yes you did, you are addicted to benders.