Buckster

I like the look of it.

Maybe they are sick of you interlopers and have decided to take their land back.

He seems to like it but he doesn't ride much, he has done a bit of green laning on it.

A neighbour has a 500

He might flounce.

Nope, probably the only Honda that might tempt me.

It’s an XRTT 750 by the way, not an XR750.

If the fairing was on it you would be touching yourself.

Done.

Apparently “Adonis” means fat wobbly cunt.

Is that your granddaughter?

You know those are going to fit well.

My old DR800 had twin carbs.

I’ve always had a soft spot for CCM.

I knew it, South American twat.

When I had my big accident, the attending in A&E remarked that it looked like I had a bad break as my left foot was 90° to my knee. They cut my trousers and boot off and he went pale and passed out. The nurse then told me my leg was twisted 270° and bits of bone were sticking out but the good news was my ankle looked okay.

They are making a comeback, I can see one in my future.

Nah, a lot of them involve death and dismemberment and I'm pretty sure more than one could get me arrested.