Buckster

Because you're wurth it.

I don’t get it, I agree that trailers are cool though.

How about “zzzaks shed”, once a bike goes in there it never comes out again.

I may rename “stuff to ignore” and call it “The gravel trap”, sound familiar?

That’s some geriatric homo, looks like a Honda rider.

More material for the stuff to ignore thread.

“Grooming uncle” would be a more accurate description.

Truth is of course that I had a beard long before this, I just went through a few years without one before good sense prevailed and I grew it back. It’s a bit gay the way you lot are obsessed with me.

Could be worse, I could have turned ginger.

Yes, it's T.w.a.t.

And I am home. 970 miles since Thursday.

I just went past your house, it still stinks of shite.

Gay.

The roads are shite and the suspension travel is pathetic.

Watch they don't knock the bikes over, they are clumsy fuckers.

That's global warming that is.

Well I am in Lincoln for tonight, weather is looking shite north of here but tomorrow should be good for the trip back to Edinburgh. Hopefully the rain will clean all the shite out of @busabeast's outside toilet/fishpond combo and get rid of the smell.

240 more like it.

No.

Gammon alert at Cambridge services. for the avoidance of doubt I'm talking about the black Triumph.

Kent is mega Gammon land.

Hey fatty! You need to add your weight not subtract it.

I have beer.