Buckster

That’s some geriatric homo, looks like a Honda rider.

More material for the stuff to ignore thread.

“Grooming uncle” would be a more accurate description.

Truth is of course that I had a beard long before this, I just went through a few years without one before good sense prevailed and I grew it back. It’s a bit gay the way you lot are obsessed with me.

Could be worse, I could have turned ginger.

Yes, it's T.w.a.t.

And I am home. 970 miles since Thursday.

I just went past your house, it still stinks of shite.

Gay.

The roads are shite and the suspension travel is pathetic.

Watch they don't knock the bikes over, they are clumsy fuckers.

That's global warming that is.

Well I am in Lincoln for tonight, weather is looking shite north of here but tomorrow should be good for the trip back to Edinburgh. Hopefully the rain will clean all the shite out of @busabeast's outside toilet/fishpond combo and get rid of the smell.

240 more like it.

No.

Gammon alert at Cambridge services. for the avoidance of doubt I'm talking about the black Triumph.

Kent is mega Gammon land.

Hey fatty! You need to add your weight not subtract it.

I have beer.

Stayed dry enough to wake to a country pub for lunch, back in the tent now and it is pissing down.

The rear suspension has killed at least two of these in Edinburgh, in both instances our lovely Edinburgh roads have kicked the riders off and trashed the bike.

Weather app said it would rain at 11am but it didn't start until five past. I pay £5 a year for that, I expect better.

This evening and tonight, should be nice tomorrow.