Buckster

My old DR800 had twin carbs.

I’ve always had a soft spot for CCM.

I knew it, South American twat.

When I had my big accident, the attending in A&E remarked that it looked like I had a bad break as my left foot was 90° to my knee. They cut my trousers and boot off and he went pale and passed out. The nurse then told me my leg was twisted 270° and bits of bone were sticking out but the good news was my ankle looked okay.

They are making a comeback, I can see one in my future.

Nah, a lot of them involve death and dismemberment and I'm pretty sure more than one could get me arrested.

I have some funny stories but I feel that you lot may not see them that way.

Nice, is that a Yamaha motor?

That’s Marcel.

I would have replied “okay, I will get it back off your successor”.

Women!

You need to film that shit.

Winter fever.

Exactly!

I’ve never found a bike that can’t be flat footed.

The carbs are always the weak point on older bikes and spares can be a problem, an R65 would need better valve seat inserts to cope with current ethanol fuel content as well. I would recommend swapping out all the fuel lines and carb floats as well.

Ordered a new sleep mat today, I was going to get one from Kilos Gear where my chair came from but the one they do is 5cm shorter than I wanted, I was recommended to one on Amazon that goes for only £35 so I thought for that I will take a punt, in the end it had a discount on it so got it for £28. The one I really like is £250 and I will not be surprised if I end up with one of those in the long term but let’s see what this budget option is like.

Abandoned?

They drive around in vans.

Do you speak Spanish?

and a jobie.

That’d teach the bank a lesson.