Buckster

I'm living large, I ordered a new sleeping bag.

You mean there is another pant shitter out there somewhere?

Don't forget "ginger".

You would.

Gets bummed in a walk in freezer full of strawberry ice cream.

I see womens cosmetic adverts after years of saying that they are formulated specifically for female skin, now have to feature obligatory transsexuals.

He rides a Himalayan, he has low expectations.

He just sends them his pants.

That’s good, must be a great feeling to hear music properly again. Maybe you won’t be such a moody cow now.

Yes.

Or be nice to everyone like I am.

How's your head?

Aye, they are all lying sacks of shite.

My shit doesn't stink. According to the NHS bowel screening Centre, I posted my turd to them as requested.

Is that what your weed addled brain tells you?

Maybe they have a machine that filters out calls from drunk fat lads.

In other news they think Kieth Richards may have hit puberty.

If one of your friends has brain fog I suggest you look at the recreational habits first, as prolonged use of marijuana pretty much renders a person stupid. I base that on observation. Of you.

BTW, that patent was abandoned as it was far too similar to a device already in use that was developed jointly between a Scottish doctor and a Spanish technologist, it a strange twist of fate the Scottish doctor in question is a friend of mine and loaned me the use of a garage to keep the Harley in when I brought it back to the U.K. until I got my Asgard motorcycle shed. Coincidence or conspiracy? You decide.