Buckster

Did the wife take the electric whisk to your face again?

There is no justice, never mind, you will be able to sit down pain free again at some point in the next month or so.

Use the one off the old one?

Pedro should have won this for having gay sex in a Muslim country in exchange for spice mix.

It would be fitting to wish everyone a happy Christmas but it would be an insincere platitude so you can all fuck right off.

Congratulations you turkey necked homo.

That is our monarch, show some respect you treacherous heathen!

Better than a turkey.

Is that Pedro on the wine again?

You only got a Harley because I have one, unfortunately it couldn't do anything for your inferior genetics. You are a natural twat though, unlike me. I'm just a great guy who goes out of his way to improve the lives of others.

You handed your “sausage” to a child?

Only when he is sober.

So you have two daughters.

Marcel deserves the title for his complete lack of originality by copying me in order to get some form of credibility.

You're right, I've been robbed.

Looks like Marcel has this in the bag, must be all the gay shit he posts.

Wait until he photoshops it.

I keep the Harley is an Asgard motorcycle garage. Cut my insurance down by a lot and the bike stays bone dry even when we have those odd warm days in winter. Between to wooden sub floor and the ventilation it does a great job.

It was Gary Glitter in a van.

You mean MOTY Bob.

Reported.

Superb!