Buckster

I prefer shooting real people.

Puff.

Getting your kid a scooter is only one step away from child abuse. On the plus side at least you didn’t get him an Enfield.

If my dad had bought me a scooter I would have kicked him in the nuts.

I notice you no longer get invited.

Do they discriminate against you because he isn’t pure JR? So they exclude you by doing events for dogs with racial purity and stuff like that and making jokes about halfcast hounds?

How exactly would one get on this list? Asking for a friend…

Just leave it there, you and Tym need to get this out of your systems with some rough sex and a champagne dinner but you can do all that on your own time elsewhere. If you continue your lovers quarrel here you will both be given a time out.

It was fuck all to do with me, there is something ginger in the state of Denmark. That should give you a clue.

No, Wales is shit, Scotland is excellent.

It finishes with “cunt”.

Nope, that was Here.

and we are back to @XTreme again.

If I remember correctly Vauxhall had the distributor shaft running at a 45 deg angle and it was the diameter of a pencil only not as strong.

Ginger with crabs? Sounds familiar, what do you say @XTreme?

This is not only possible but highly likely and don't worry if the baby is black or Chinese as that is very common in poker chip pregnancy.

Gay.

No it was done by someone with less literacy than a two year old.

Don't get him started.

Ideal for @Pedro

270 degree Pedro crank.

and a plastic seat cover for when he pisses himself.

Pete’s size.

Gay.