It Snowed Last night.
8-00 am : I made a Snowman.
8-10 - A Lady passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow woman.
8-15 so I made a Snow woman.
8-18 my female neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8-20 The gay couple living nearby moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8-23 I was asked why I hadn't just made a snow person
8-25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8-28 I was being called a racist because the snow couple was white.
8-31 The Muslim gentleman across the road demanded the snow woman wear a Burqa.
8-35 The police arrive and say someone has been offended.
8-38 The female neighbour complained again, that the Broomstick on the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8-40 The council equity officer arrives and threatened me with eviction.
8-45 TV crews from the BBC showed up, I was asked if there was a difference between a snowman and a snow woman! I replied
" snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
8-50 I was on the news a a suspected terrorist, Racist, Homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
8-55 I was asked if I had any accomplices, my children were taken into care.
9-00 Far left protesters offended by everything March down my street demanding I be arrested.
Moral.
There is no moral to the story, it is what we have become.
It Snowed Last night. 8-00 am : I made a Snowman. 8-10 - A Lady passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow woman. 8-15 so I made a Snow woman. 8-18 my female neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8-20 The gay couple living nearby moaned it could have been two snowmen instead. 8-23 I was asked why I hadn't just made a snow person 8-25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8-28 I was being called a racist because the snow couple was white. 8-31 The Muslim gentleman across the road demanded the snow woman wear a Burqa. 8-35 The police arrive and say someone has been offended. 8-38 The female neighbour complained again, that the Broomstick on the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8-40 The council equity officer arrives and threatened me with eviction. 8-45 TV crews from the BBC showed up, I was asked if there was a difference between a snowman and a snow woman! I replied " snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 8-50 I was on the news a a suspected terrorist, Racist, Homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 8-55 I was asked if I had any accomplices, my children were taken into care. 9-00 Far left protesters offended by everything March down my street demanding I be arrested. Moral. There is no moral to the story, it is what we have become.
