Buckster

Gay.

It’s not, it’s Wolf.

You mean wellies?

That’s right, extra wet rain.

The soles are good but I will get my cobbler to fit some Vibram or DM when they wear out.

You will have that image in your head all day now.

I’m wearing the boots now. and nothing else.

That looks like you, sell the Harley and get yourself a CB500X

And a jacket and pants, with a wolfs head on it. A wolfs head dude!

Those are gay.

Did I mention I got 30% off?

I think I am a 10.5 to 11 wide. These are technically a 10.5 wide, a little snug on my right foot but will give as they wear in. Best thing is that they have replaceable soles so should last indefinitely.

Get a hoof instead.

I normally take a 46 or 47 but these come up large. One of your feet can be any size you want.

Proper motorcycle boots, not that gay shit you wear.

Back in the ‘80’s I worked in California for a couple of years on an electronics contract. The company provided me with a Lincoln Town Car which was about 70 feet long, I could park it at the office in San Jose and the back end was still in Los Gatos (look it up retards). The president of the company invited me over for a barbecue, welcome to the company kind of thing and he had a 79 R100RT covered in dust in his garage with a scraped fairing and broken screen, he had bought it, rode it one day, fell off it and his wife banned him from riding it again, probably wise as he kept crashing his Jeep as well. Anyway to cut a long story short, we got it into the boot of the Lincoln and I took it and recommissioned it, removed the screen and rode the shit out of it for two years, I even ran it around Laguna Seca a couple of times and rode through Death Valley on it, it was absolutely brilliant. When I got back to the U.K. what did I go out and buy? You guessed it. A gixxer.

What I brought back from the Honda dealer. Honda Goldwing. So successful that Honda are desperate to make them look like a Harley so no. The rest of them are shite as well, total soulless crap. Perfect for gingers. So I bought these. Don't worry ladies there will be a picture of me wearing them sometime for your fantasy collection.

@XTreme porn.

It has a heated seat. unintentionally.

And it’s a leopard.

All the local cats have gone missing.

It’s a Scottish Labrador.