Buckster

It’s my big book of Dad jokes, usually followed by my youngest daughter telling me a joke that would make a trucker blush.

The surge is bigger due to rising sea levels caused by global warming.

Big improvement, I feel sorry for anyone that has the older model.

It’s a hell of a lot faster, must be the Harley effect.

At least the homepage still looks fucking excellent!

A great time for more Harleys.

Gay.

No, it’s a BMW.

A woman of discerning taste, you could educate these philistines.

I would say that was natural selection at play but evolution is a myth.

It was advanced when you bought it and remains so, it is a powerful time piece and certain to be a pussy magnet.

if anyone will know, Pete will. He loves Chinese shite.

Gay.

Did you try to bum him?

They will never get it, they are people who own motorcycles, not bikers. They ride the road, we own the road.

You just can't ride worth a damn, you need the bike to everything for you. Soulless twat.

It’s about character and stirring the soul, but you are ginger so both those things are beyond you.

Exactly the point.

The japs bought the old Harley designs and built their own versions in the thirties. They subsequently developed on this platform and this kick started (pun intended) the Japanese motorcycle industry. Given the Japanese commitment to efficiency they rapidly developed smoother faster machines that completely lost the spirit of what motorcycles were all about but opened up the genre to boring fucks like you lot.