Buckster

Because he reads your posts.

Why?

Don't worry, I'll never be able to underestimate you enough.

I'm going to give someone else a chance this month.

I don't know why you are laughing you ginger bumboy!

When I lived in Georgia we had snow one year, I didn’t consider it snow but it put the entire state into panic, some friends had invited me for lunch and I turned up on the Harley, they looked like they were preparing for the new ice age. I had the police try to tell me it wasn’t safe to ride in, I explained it isn’t snow until it reaches the frame, once they heard my accent they apologised and left me to it.

It is a Honda dealership.

I brought something new home from the Honda dealership.

I might have to start a poll.

Puff.

I think it is all bollocks then, I bet the place is a Palace.

Pictures?

Another day of global warming here.

Tosser.

Unlike Marcel who looks about 80 due to excessive masturbation.

Enough spares to keep a Ducati running for months there.

I went to the local Honda dealer this morning and brought something new home.

Happy birthday Michelle.

Turns out Marcel is Swedish and prone to bouts of gratrunka.

It’s Monzie castle in Perthshire.

I have to be careful as it causes the ladies to get overly excited. Marcel too.

This is the one you want.

I wouldn't want to say you look like a Minion or anything wearing that, but...