Buckster

I’m watching a tv program on UFO’s, very convincing, it’s unfortunate that they are always filmed by people that are unable to focus their cameras. The special guests are fucktards totally believable. They remind me of someone.

Don’t confuse her lady brain.

I saw one once.

It is the delayed groan than I like.

Scotland isn’t part of that trial.

They are illegal here but unless the police do something people will continue to use them.

They are road vermin, they are everywhere.

Except it is now classed as a ginger STD.

That’s how the Yersinia pestis starts.

No, it’s just the Latin name for something wonderful.

Don’t forget that it usually mutates into Yersinia pestis.

Should have gone to spec savers.

Your prostate.

So you are saying my bike is great?

Is he ginger? If he isn’t ginger then it is classed as murder.

When was the last time you rode a bike?

I’m sure these are great bikes but they are so butt ugly.

About £700 worth.

Modern bikes can be a pain to bump start because they are set up so lean due to emission standards plus they need the fuel pump to run to prime the fuel injection.

To some of the rallies, people certainly don’t avoid me. Not if I have showered anyway.

My trailer would be above his shoulder height.

Air shelter, bibles, sacrificial altar and stuff.