Buckster

Nice, good Chinese quality there. You should post it for sale on a Lexmoto or scooter forum, I bet you would get £100 for it.

I know it scares you.

Rude, here’s something to confuse you.

Maybe we need a poll.

Other than pulling carbs on the DR in sandy conditions I only ever seem to use my tools on other peoples bikes. I did adjust my cruising pegs on my way down to Wales on Sunday but that was just for preference as I had originally set them using my other seat.

That's a lady spanner.

That would be once every ten years for Pete.

After brexit fuel is only £1 a gallon here now.

Don't worry @zzzak, we don't spend all our time talking about you. We talk about three or four of you.

Must be a Catholic.

All in the car.

Yeah but, if you get a CL500 then you have to be prepared to do bum sex.

Spring weather then.

At least they are sending them to right area of the country.

Me obviously, I brought food after all.

Those are things you need to make the spring fit on the centre stand.

and the gallery would be listed on a stranger danger watch list.

You keep telling yourself that.

I said old useless posts, not old useless members.

Your BMW was made in the same factory but it didn’t rust, then again your BMW never got wet.

Have you got the latest version and have you tried using a different server?

A place where old useless threads and anything posted by zzzak gets sent to die.

I think we may need a sin bin where old and shite threads are sent to die. Trailers are not gender fluid by the way, they are intensely masculine as proven by the fact that I have one.