Buckster

All I can say is

Bollocks to that, especially for a slant bike.

I’ve sent him your mobile number and home address.

You misread that, it said “deviant”.

It’s

You’ve got crabs?

Still like these.

I’m not sure you want to be advertising that.

After a good wash I realised it would be good idea to apply some ball lube. I decided on white lithium so first I gave my ball a good polishing then prepped the lube. I made sure my ball was well coated. Then put the bike away to allow the lube to dry.

I have to be fair, police in Scotland are great, very pro Harley Davidson but have righteous disdain for Suzukis.

There is probably a family of dago midgets living in there.

It’s bigger than my trailer.

Is there a bike attached to that top box?

and put a bag over your head you ugly cunt.

I once died as a kid but my mum just told me to walk it off. Kids these days are mollycoddled.

There speaks a man with experience.

So it is basically a country full of queers then.

I do find it terrible being forced to ride around in Scotland, it is so bland here. The only midge repellant that works to any degree.

So you are expecting to get eight inches today?

Of something imaginary, well done.

Pete was born ginger, does that count?

I’ve just finished a shit ton of coding and still have some web stuff to deal with but I plan on getting out on the bike over the weekend.

I would still go for E10 compatibility as ethanol is so corrosive to some rubbers and plastics, eventually premium fuel will be E10 as well.