Buckster

Can I nominate @Pedro?

Give the examiner a hand job.

I think you would be a good moderator.

Find an urban dictionary, read out loud.

Very heartfelt.

It’s just an excuse to have a poll.

When my eldest was being bullied at school I had a “quiet” word with the father of the bully and it all stopped. Can’t do stuff like that anymore, couldn’t really do it back then but mess with my kids and you find I have a less nice side.

He wants to drag it out, he is an attention whore.

I didn’t realise we would need to campaign. I’m already an asset to the forum. I’ve already said I want us to get back to a time when we don’t need moderation. errr….. fuck Putin? the end

That is about as pretty as Bob eating an octopus.

You know you want it, it has a 270 deg crank, you like those.

So they found a body in the cemetery?

Perfect for gimps.

What a pile of shite.

Gay.

You look like you killed the pies.

More chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

You bought a Harley?

I've had a think about this and in retrospect I will accept the nomination. That said I expect in the long term that this place gets back to not needing moderation.

Nope.

I don’t want it, too much hassle, hopefully we can get away from all this shit and not need mods.

Gay.

Where are my mod buttons?

The day I got the bike.

Because Fred isn’t a ginger plaything for gay midgets.