Buckster

No, that was Mawsley.

It will definitely be above his shoulder height, he's a short arse.

The trailer will be far enough back not to worry about.

Don't rape him.

Maybe.

Yup. Top boxes are so yesterday's pizza.

Well that's all the wrenching done on the bike, I have some electrical additions to make and it will be all done.

Three words in that sentence don't make sense.

Is that main dealer price? Probably half that with an independent, couple of hundred if you do it yourself.

That’s not doing anything to help your case, you know that don’t you?

Is it far enough back? You will get to the abandoned village about the time your top box is leaving the garage.

Gay.

It’s some sort of dago midget bummer club.

Are they all in your peer group by any chance?

There will be pictures.

You mean epic.

It’s Pete’s favourite place.

I’m not telling.

Blowing a gale here but at least it is dry, I have the back end of the bike in bits at the moment fitting my latest accessory, so all things being equal that will be done today and tomorrow afternoon looks like good riding weather.

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

You mean real non gay bikes?

BSA you say?

Those midgets are very demanding.

I can be smoking a cigar in the picture just for you your friend.