Buckster

It’s one of the serfs that runs the treadmill for power.

So that's why you speak with such a high voice.

There is a lot of this on this forum now, you lesser motorcyclists need to just accept your place and stop being negative about those of us that ride superior motorcycles. You should be thankful for being allowed to be in the presence of greatness. Me and Marcel and to a lesser degree Slowy are basically your benevolent rulers now, your monarchs. Show some fucking respect you peasants!

Fuck off.

It was the locomotive involved in the great train robbery.

You’re a knob.

The Welsh alphabet only has thirteen letters, two of those are vowels.

Would never happen with a Harley.

Imagine what would happen to ginger sheep shagger in there.

That thing is uglier than Tym in the daylight.

What is the expected life span of alien lizard people anyway?

Sad news today from the Nestle factory where a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate bars fell nearly fifty feet from warehouse shelving and crushed him beneath. The problem was further compounded by his fellow staff members taking so long to help him. Every time he shouted “The Milky Bars are on me!” everyone just cheered.

Only if they are hash brownies.

I am Spartacus.

I don’t live my life vicariously through the internet like zzzak and Tym and some others, so it is what it is.

I have a busy life, I have to look after my adoring public. I’m still on the page for the month.

You’re a fucking idiot.

You have a new Prince and Princess now and a new King of Wales. Exciting times.

Everyone should get electric bikes.