Buckster

Shortly after this, Six got to see a puppy, it was an odd looking puppy, it had no fur and only one eye.

Pants.

A good strong cut from the base of the sternum to the abdomen and it will be like squeezing sausage meat out a glove.

I was an unwanted child farmed out to my grandmother so there are no pictures of me when I was wee.

Rover V8 into MKII escort. Got it back on its wheels and realised it needed some suspension modifications. Drove it and realised it needed better brakes, sold it to a numpty at that point who killed it a month later.

With every new tyre is the norm.

It’s a Morris 1300 Estate.

Yes they do eventually, you should always get the best quality tubes you can find.

I know the feeling.

I thought that was an ugly bird.

especially if she has a cock.

If you had brown hair however….

Beautiful here.

You are stood on a box in that last picture, you are more like 5’5”

You would.

I have zero pride at all, look at the gay bike you ride.

In heels maybe.

Because he is a cunt.

She just means that all nurses are slappers.

Is that what your boyfriend told you?

I don’t go to that type of church.

This explains a lot.