Buckster

I think you and Marcel may have different ideas of what constitutes “clubbing”.

I can arrange to send you if you would like?

Beat me to it.

Are you taking English lessons from Marcel?

My grandad was definitely cooler than that.

Well you have a real bike now so there's that.

Gay.

Harleys just jump over shit like that.

I’m going to pass thanks.

Apparently you did twice.

There are three Harleys here now, although one of them is basically a toaster, any more and it will be a takeover, it has definitely raised the standard of the forum from the mundane to the dizzy heights of real motorcycles. The rest of you are ponces.

You just want another picture for your fantasy collection.

Where is the haggis?

One whiff of your underkaks and they will excuse you.

So the ladies tell me.

Okay but no fish.

How inane.

I finally found a new lid I could live with today for touring. When I was living in the USA I developed a real aversion to full face helmets, I have always worn a mixture of full and open face but I think wearing only open face or half helmets for seven years meant I got used to the feeling of space. Since coming back to the UK I have struggled to find anything that does not make me feel claustrophobic. I have been watching the rise of modular helmets with interest especially when homologated to use both open and closed. I had tried the Shark a couple of years ago but didn't like the fit. Today I was looking at the HJC i100 and for the first time thought I may have found something I could live with, it had good space between the chin piece and my face and is P & J homologated. The sales guy said I should try the Scorpion Exo Tech which was actually a little cheaper and as soon as I put it on I knew it was the one. It has been a long time since I put on lid like this and found it was a perfect fit. Unfortunately they even had my preferred colour so I was forced to buy it. Features I particularly like are that the chin bar ends up on the back of the helmet when open, out of the airflow, the internal sun visor goes down very low and the main visor comes with a Pinlock insert. From here on this will be my winter and touring lid. The thing I dont like is all the writing on the visor makes it difficult to see. Of fuck me, it comes off!

It was delicious.

It’s only a matter of time.

We know that’s not true.

The women saw his Harley.