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They saw you coming.
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I'm assuming you have tried adjustment of the suspension.
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A real person?
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I thought you were a mechanic? If you knew anything about motors then you would know you get the most gains from cams not cubes. My bike is standard other than a stage 1 and tweaking the ve tables.
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Kilometres or miles? Sounds like a problem bike if the top end needed replacement.
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Better than looking like a mincing queer showing his ass on the beach hoping for a bit of cock and bum fun.
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It’s because I am a stag. Hache on the other hand means “homosexual”.
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2023 Ducati DesertX Review – First Ride
Buckster replied to Peon Maface's topic in MOTORCYCLE REVIEWS
I’m hoping that the seat to peg distance is very short and makes it uncomfortable for long legs, then I won’t need one. -
I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "Where are you coming from, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a motorway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"So, you're drunk." Me:"But I didn't drink anything." Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a country road at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:"A motorcycle." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a city street at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Officer:"A prostitute of course." Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...
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that must be all that inbreeding.
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Did someone say “vest”?
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He knows that chicks dig Harley riders.
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He is trying to be me, he has always tried to emulate me but he is always a day late and a dollar short.
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Rumor Check: Hondas Mini-Africa Twin Will Be The XL750 Transalp
Buckster replied to Peon Maface's topic in MOTORCYCLE CHAT
It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s a Honda so it’s- 1 reply
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You don't worry about weight when you look at women, why should he worry about it looking at bikes?
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Needs bigger bags.
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That not what the midgets say.
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Go scrape your scabs.
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First impressions of the Cobra Chrome are good, it is less susceptible to tracking and I have already started scraping the floorboards.
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I think it is the perfect bike for you.
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Just think, if you got a Versys you wouldn’t be a mangy ginger homo, you would just be a mangy ginger.