Buckster

Well I did 470 miles over the weekend, slept two nights under canvas, drank beer and whisky and whiskey, had lunch with a beautiful woman, made some new friends and now I’m home changing the oil on the bike. I’m a fucking legend, you lot need to respect my authority.

You can't talk, you only have one leg.

I built a reputation for being a mother fucker. It has served me in life.

Is China open for business?

It was one of Pete’s nomme de plumes.

Less than a thousand you say?

You said Canadians are abnormal.

Well and truly fofilled.

Pants.

I wonder if his twin talks funny.

This is actually @Slowlycatchymonkey’s pen name.

I’d get a goldfish.

Tell your twin not to visit, if he lives locally.

So you think Pete would ask questions like this?

Marcel has a twin?

So which twin was the father?

She was dating twins?

Yeah but when you use a mirror you think that looks fine too, so you may not be the best person to ask.

A gammon.

A queerness of KTM

A peado.

A van driver.