Buckster

He knows that chicks dig Harley riders.

He is trying to be me, he has always tried to emulate me but he is always a day late and a dollar short.

It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s a Honda so it’s

Advice for the ladies.

You don't worry about weight when you look at women, why should he worry about it looking at bikes?

Needs bigger bags.

That not what the midgets say.

Go scrape your scabs.

First impressions of the Cobra Chrome are good, it is less susceptible to tracking and I have already started scraping the floorboards.

I think it is the perfect bike for you.

Just think, if you got a Versys you wouldn’t be a mangy ginger homo, you would just be a mangy ginger.

Well I did 470 miles over the weekend, slept two nights under canvas, drank beer and whisky and whiskey, had lunch with a beautiful woman, made some new friends and now I’m home changing the oil on the bike. I’m a fucking legend, you lot need to respect my authority.

You can't talk, you only have one leg.

I built a reputation for being a mother fucker. It has served me in life.

Is China open for business?

It was one of Pete’s nomme de plumes.

Less than a thousand you say?

You said Canadians are abnormal.

Well and truly fofilled.

Pants.

I wonder if his twin talks funny.