Buckster

It just looks too delicate given the look of the rest of the bike.

You're a natural C cup.

Seems like a regular thing for you, might be time for an intervention.

Gay.

I think it is another word for vagina.

I think it is the front mudguard that upsets the aesthetics.

The side bags are gay.

Ponce.

Why did you have to pick a night when she was on the sauce?

I can take it, so to speak. You on the other hand, well let's face it, you're a two faced cowbag. You try to pretend that everyone else is prejudiced but the reality is you can't get past your own. That's called hypocrisy.

How long is the supplied spring?

Says the religious intolerant bint in the corner.

Will it fit in the van?

Your last name is Fudge?

Unlike people who potch rental boats who are just cunts.

So what’s the verdict?

Tomorrow.

No, I will be going to the boonies of mid Wales.

I ordered stuff for the bike today and will be riding down to Wales in a couple of weeks time.

My great grandfather wasn’t a baboon.

Do all you crazy bitches know each other?

That’s what they want you to believe.

That’s why they do vibration isolators.