Buckster

So why isn’t it great when you are older? What the fuck do they do to you lot in Portugal? At age 11 do your parents sit you down and give you ‘the talk’, “Pedro, you know all that food that you really like? Well you can’t have it anymore, here is a plate of shit and congealed sick, get used to it!” Then you grow up to be an angry fat lad riding a Teutonic wank panzer shouting at people on Internet forums for enjoying life. It’s all becoming so clear now.

I think you are about to find out what remodelled dick tastes like.

Looks like an eco disaster waiting to happen.

That used to be a dude.

Pedro thinks tiger bread is for children and retards, let’s find out.

Let’s do a poll!

I suppose I should have a look at this thing then.

Scaled back.

Website to finish tomorrow but hopefully get out for a ride at some point.

If you insist but no fries today, just bacon egg and cheese burger in tiger bread.

You need a nice big bowl of cuttlefish eggs and spaniel brains, that will sort you right out. If you lucky you will get the cooked version as well.

They actually look good.

I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition. The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize.” "That Fantastic!" I called out in delight. "Feel Confident?" the presenter asked, "It's a Geography Question." "Well, I've got a degree in Geography from University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught Geography to A level students for the last 5 years" "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a Tory leadership hustings and to meet the two leadership candidates afterwards for afternoon tea, what is the capital of France?" "Bracknell", I replied.

A woman is an adult that was born female. It isn’t rocket science.

who would pull such a mean trick?

There is a DSR in Edinburgh, it looks like a great commuting bike.

I haven’t got lady parts, I just don’t feel the need to reach past my ball sack to examine myself, if you want to finger yourself in the arse while looking at pictures of Pete’s mange, then that’s your business and no one else needs to know.

Make sure you feed him up on cuttlefish eggs.

I’m not as familiar with that area of anatomy as you obviously are.

Along with this.

I don’t mind scallops occasionally.