Buckster

What is the expected life span of alien lizard people anyway?

Sad news today from the Nestle factory where a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate bars fell nearly fifty feet from warehouse shelving and crushed him beneath. The problem was further compounded by his fellow staff members taking so long to help him. Every time he shouted “The Milky Bars are on me!” everyone just cheered.

Only if they are hash brownies.

I am Spartacus.

I don’t live my life vicariously through the internet like zzzak and Tym and some others, so it is what it is.

I have a busy life, I have to look after my adoring public. I’m still on the page for the month.

You’re a fucking idiot.

You have a new Prince and Princess now and a new King of Wales. Exciting times.

Everyone should get electric bikes.

Shortly after this, Six got to see a puppy, it was an odd looking puppy, it had no fur and only one eye.

Pants.

A good strong cut from the base of the sternum to the abdomen and it will be like squeezing sausage meat out a glove.

I was an unwanted child farmed out to my grandmother so there are no pictures of me when I was wee.

Rover V8 into MKII escort. Got it back on its wheels and realised it needed some suspension modifications. Drove it and realised it needed better brakes, sold it to a numpty at that point who killed it a month later.

With every new tyre is the norm.

It’s a Morris 1300 Estate.

Yes they do eventually, you should always get the best quality tubes you can find.

I know the feeling.

I thought that was an ugly bird.

especially if she has a cock.