Buckster

If you had brown hair however….

Beautiful here.

You are stood on a box in that last picture, you are more like 5’5”

You would.

I have zero pride at all, look at the gay bike you ride.

In heels maybe.

Because he is a cunt.

She just means that all nurses are slappers.

Is that what your boyfriend told you?

I don’t go to that type of church.

This explains a lot.

Psychiatrist?

It’s a brave new world, she might have a cock.

I notice a lot of you go on bimbles since I went on my border bimble, I’m an influencer in this manor.

I had a wee bimble to try out the lid today, it was weird wearing full face for the first time in about 14 years. First impressions are that in full face mode it is quiet, the visor is completely fog free with the Pinlock, the sun visor could possibly be a bit darker. It is easy to flip the chin bar over to the back of the shell and I did this every time I was in a town or village and generally just used the sun visor although I did try it with the clear visor in this configuration as well, it felt almost the same as my open face when riding like this which was good. I didn’t bother with any riding glasses. As expected it was affected a little by the wind blast that comes up between the tank and the bottom of the fairing but I am planning on fitting a baffle to cut that down anyway. It also looks good which is important given how damn fine looking I am.

Autoglym Polar Blast.

No, if the wind is blowing the right way I can hear the 1 o’clock gun.

Or remove it with a screw driver, or wheel the bike away to Six’s van.