Buckster

"riding", you can't drive a brontosaurus.

@Sir Fallsalot calls that a brothel.

Stop picking on the wee man. Now you know why Pete liked him.

It's true, everything he says here is just make believe, here is a real picture of him.

Try a bag over your head.

You should have someone put them on a high shelf out of reach.

Looks like a flid arm.

Your next question. "Why does my back wheel go forwards?"

Remember that jacket you sent me? If that fit you then either you are a short arse or you have thalidomide arms.

Pull the breathers and have a look.

When you say 4 feet down you mean a few inches? You know how you exaggerate, like when you claim to be tall.

Sounds more like the oil return feed is blocked.

Big Dan is 5'6"

Update! This definitely improved things as in reduced the amount oil in the air filter but didn’t cure it completely. Last week I saw that S&S had come up with anew breather design that they officially say significantly reduces oil blow past in the breathers, unofficially they say it cures it completely so on impulse I reached out and bought a set which they discounted for me. I got them yesterday. They ooze quality but hopefully not oil. I will fit them next week.

It is also what we call you here.

It’s what they call you at bike rallies.

If that is the kind of thing you are searching then you may as well join @Six30 and his "nephew" on their next trip to San Franscisco.

Dealing with you lot is like herding a bunch of retarded cats.

Probably subsidence.