Buckster

He might be albwino.

He might be an esquimo.

Ah yes, here come all the Honda owners with handbags poised.

So I have learned that the GS is now up for sale, the dealer advertisement describes it as being in perfect condition and that the previous owner only sold it because he didn’t want his wife going out with him and spoiling his fun with the dago midget bummers. What can we learn from this?

So have you got a new bike?

The words “gay” and “Honda” are basically the same word.

I’m undervalued.

This bike basically tells every dago midget that your arse is open for business.

It’s more boring than @Slowlycatchymonkey describing the composition of sand. It’s the perfect bike for Pete.

Twonda?

Taiwanese Honda.

Wife. That’s about right.

What's that black spot underneath it?

Name a country worse than China for making stuff. Starts with a "T" and ends with "aiwan".

Shite.

That won't affect ginger no mates.

Was @Slowlycatchymonkey the entertainment director on this?

This type of warning is necessary because people like Six use petrol stations.

Trapped behind a baby gate somewhere I expect.