Buckster

Why does your profile say Yamaha then? Spammonkey much?

I ignored @Tango because the picture is shite.

I like @Sir Fallsalot’s picture, I’m not concerned he used a filter, it’s a good picture and the bike gets ridden. @MooN also has a good point about bikes that do the most, he rides his bike a lot and we get to see pictures of the beautiful region he lives in. @Six30 obviously can’t win as he carts his bike around in a van but I have to say the angle and composition of his picture is good. @Pedro rides his bike but it is a wank panzer so I always struggle with that although he has had my vote in the past. I’m not voting for a mangy ginger gay boy moped, or a Kawasaki short bus. The reality is that @Skippy’s picture captures the essence of the forum better than the others. @Marcel has a real bike now but the picture is boring so not this month. @GentlyBentley again boring and with too much Mawsley attached. @boboneleg’s picture would be better if the giant haystack was doing a body splash on his bike. I don’t like voting for myself even though the bike does more than everyone else’s and is of course a real bike in an interesting location. So for me it is between @Sir Fallsalot and @MooN and @MooN has the edge because he’s a cunt.

Looks like a conspiracy.

It’s okay, your new bike is ready. It’s a ginger “Harley”.

Bit of coastline there, where is that?

Saw one of these today, being ridden by a fat lad, looked like a Minnion.

It’s pissing down, I’m going to go tomorrow morning instead. I’m not riding three hours in the rain.

On the subject of cheddar, where’s Six?

I’m going to a rally in Aviemore..

If he had been they would be three feet wide.

What a pile of shite.

Puffs bike.

I'm assuming you have tried adjustment of the suspension.

A real person?

Pretty sure they call them “ride” on there.

I’m hoping that the seat to peg distance is very short and makes it uncomfortable for long legs, then I won’t need one.

I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "Where are you coming from, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a motorway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"So, you're drunk." Me:"But I didn't drink anything." Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a country road at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:"A motorcycle." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a city street at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Officer:"A prostitute of course." Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

Did someone say “vest”?

It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s a Honda so it’s

Advice for the ladies.

You don't worry about weight when you look at women, why should he worry about it looking at bikes?

Needs bigger bags.