Buckster

In Scotland anything can be deep fried. Cream eggs, Mars bars, steak pies, hamsters, you name it.

Looby Loo is a dude now.

Nope, it’s just normal bread, the crust is arrived at using a rice flour and sesame oil paste, the rice flour is gluten free so it does not expand in the same way as the rest of the bread so it breaks up giving the appearance you see, the distinct flavour comes from the toasted sesame oil.

Do you like tiger bread?

Well that’s that then. Other than the colonists who didn’t know there were different types of bread we can all look forward to enjoying our tiger bread, except for Pedro who will be chowing down on something a little different. Here you go Pedro, enjoy!

Looks a lot like a place that someone may have disposed of bodies in at some point in the past, it isn’t near the border with Wales by any chance is it?

I put it is for the colonists who only have soda bread.

Small blue things I suspect.

well she is inside the perv curve, half your age plus seven, personally I wouldn’t date a woman under 40 and I am 56.

And you are what? 60?

How old is she?

So why isn’t it great when you are older? What the fuck do they do to you lot in Portugal? At age 11 do your parents sit you down and give you ‘the talk’, “Pedro, you know all that food that you really like? Well you can’t have it anymore, here is a plate of shit and congealed sick, get used to it!” Then you grow up to be an angry fat lad riding a Teutonic wank panzer shouting at people on Internet forums for enjoying life. It’s all becoming so clear now.

I think you are about to find out what remodelled dick tastes like.

Looks like an eco disaster waiting to happen.

That used to be a dude.

Pedro thinks tiger bread is for children and retards, let’s find out.

Let’s do a poll!

I suppose I should have a look at this thing then.

Scaled back.

Website to finish tomorrow but hopefully get out for a ride at some point.