Buckster

I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition. The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize.” "That Fantastic!" I called out in delight. "Feel Confident?" the presenter asked, "It's a Geography Question." "Well, I've got a degree in Geography from University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught Geography to A level students for the last 5 years" "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a Tory leadership hustings and to meet the two leadership candidates afterwards for afternoon tea, what is the capital of France?" "Bracknell", I replied.

A woman is an adult that was born female. It isn’t rocket science.

who would pull such a mean trick?

There is a DSR in Edinburgh, it looks like a great commuting bike.

I haven’t got lady parts, I just don’t feel the need to reach past my ball sack to examine myself, if you want to finger yourself in the arse while looking at pictures of Pete’s mange, then that’s your business and no one else needs to know.

I’m not as familiar with that area of anatomy as you obviously are.

Along with this.

I don’t mind scallops occasionally.

You don’t want to drink the contents of that lobster arse then?

I really don’t enjoy crab or lobster, I can eat my body weight in mussels but beyond that the only thing I eat from the sea is fish.

Thanks for confirming what I said.

Bruce only liked motorboats, he wasn’t a raggy.

What resolution did you have the camera set at?

It will take some trial and error to get right, any advice from your own experience would be well received.

Hero 10 Black, I have gone for the dual battery charger and two enduro batteries as well.

According to UPS it will be here today.

You turned Pete gay?

Cream rises to the top, the clever chap moved from a place without extradition to one with.

I agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-62402889?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab

You have to stop fantasising about me Tym, you should go back to frottering seaguls in your onesie playsuit.