Buckster

You are the laughing stock of the bike world.

INFORMAL•BRITISH verb verb: bimble; 3rd person present: bimbles; past tense: bimbled; past participle: bimbled; gerund or present participle: bimbling walk or travel at a leisurely pace. "on Sunday we bimbled around Spitalfields and Brick Lane" noun noun: bimble; plural noun: bimbles a leisurely walk or journey. "we were enjoying a pleasant bimble over the rocks"

Who buys shit like this? What you say Mawsley?

Is it a Ducati?

Something for Pete's wank bank.

I was expecting a pogo stick.

What say you @Pedro ?

Needs a 270° crank.

I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.

I don’t think there are better drugs than the ones Marcel is on.

Chicks dig royalty.

maybe you can turn her, tell her you’re the King of Sweden.

you can get surgery for that.

He thought he was the King of Sweden amongst other things.

well that’s a first.

you were probably adopted.

It will last forever now. Pete will be broken down sometime and this will ride past adorned with a greasy dago and a leggy blonde.

270 degree crank, what do you say @Pedro ?

He went bonkers.

I rest my case.