Buckster

We have a few Gannets. They live on the Bass Rock but they visit Edinburgh to shit on things and steal babies.

Is Laurie the replacement gimp?

You looked even gayer then.

This bitch is still obsessed with me.

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."

My usual place is 162.9, the local Jet station is 168.9.

Personally I find it very gratifying to run over a scooterist and try to do it at least twice a year.

I thought you of all people would appreciate the colour.

That Schwimmwagen is cool.

I was worried that a smile would tip you over the edge and you might start stalking me instead of Tym.

It’s German, the Germans aren’t allowed to sell green tents due to the treaty of Versailles.

Because that’s what colour it is.

Well my erection went well, I spent an hour getting it up then an hour playing with it. At the end it only took twenty minutes to bag it again, oooeeerrr missus. Initially it looked a bit pissed. I spent quite a bit of time just squaring it up, i have a footprint for it which i didnt use this time but that will be a good guide to work from next week at the rally. The quality is superb, even the pegs are next level. The inner is asymmetric so looks a bit odd at first but gives a great sleeping area, there are lots of vents and storage pockets scattered around which will make stowing all the crap easy. Most important though, I can stand up in the centre and I am 6'4" so that's going to make life a lot easier. There are a couple of external fly screen windows which is a nice touch and these can be fitted with guy lines to create waterproof vents. I didn't fit all the guy lines but it definitely needs them and I will use them when I'm actually camping. This tent will put the love back into motorcycle camping for me. I am going to need a peg mallet as the pegs are very thick. Im very happy with the purchase of this tent.

Straight up into the blades of the camera helicopter more likely.

Is that Klingon for “fuck off”?

I’ll be heading down to the common now to deal with my erection.

That’s pretty much how we see it.

I gave my helmet a good clean this morning.