Buckster

Everyone is behaving now.

Loads but it has been so expertly done by Bob that no one has noticed.

Or a bone saw.

While pissing I heard...

Did you watch each other pooing? Did you bag it and bin it?

For what? Hair dye or platform soles?

Pity, she was the only person here that was shorter than you.

An Indonesian sweat shop?

Very common in Nigeria, when I was working out there one of my Nigerian colleagues did it a lot, the first time he held my hand it freaked me the fuck out but given his position as CEO of the parent company it was seen as a massive compliment and all his staff instantly started treating me as a VIP. Once I learned what it was about and he wasn’t going to tongue my ear it I became more comfortable with it as an act of genuine friendship but it always felt weird. Very often his wife and kids would be walking behind us. Different cultures.

Thread now closed, especially for @Pedro

At birth.

They hug him from behind.

Lying in a pool of his own sick somewhere I imagine.

I unpinned it so it can disappear on its own.

She has a Harley.

I’m on the sauce as well now, I wonder what all these buttons do?

He's half legless when he's sober.

By this Pete means address your complaints to @boboneleg

100%

What a cunt.

MOT fail and potentially illegal if the standard bulbs are halogen.

Depends on if you are going to go off-road or not which these tossers aren’t.