Buckster

He called someone a twat on Facebook, what an animal! Is he really the kind we want here?

But does he realise his entire life is fucked now?

Six would fuck it.

So are you saying you want to accept the nomination?

Looks Polish, but will Viagra be enough?

He is going to nick it.

I could say I will pull out at the last moment but usually when I say that, I don't.

You definitely squat a lot.

How often did you take a floater and what did you do with them?

Is this back when you were a toilet repair engineer?

Did you die?

You need one mod, not two. You need someone with no ego, someone who hit rock bottom years ago and has accepted his lot, someone with a face that would curdle milk, someone who is only unstable when his peg leg is loose. You need @boboneleg

Maybe there should be a poll.

To gays.

You should talk to them both and if they agree, just appoint them, this is turning into a shit show.

Can I nominate @Pedro?

Give the examiner a hand job.

I think you would be a good moderator.

Find an urban dictionary, read out loud.

Very heartfelt.

It’s just an excuse to have a poll.

When my eldest was being bullied at school I had a “quiet” word with the father of the bully and it all stopped. Can’t do stuff like that anymore, couldn’t really do it back then but mess with my kids and you find I have a less nice side.