Buckster

You have a new Prince and Princess now and a new King of Wales. Exciting times.

Everyone should get electric bikes.

Shortly after this, Six got to see a puppy, it was an odd looking puppy, it had no fur and only one eye.

Pants.

A good strong cut from the base of the sternum to the abdomen and it will be like squeezing sausage meat out a glove.

I was an unwanted child farmed out to my grandmother so there are no pictures of me when I was wee.

Rover V8 into MKII escort. Got it back on its wheels and realised it needed some suspension modifications. Drove it and realised it needed better brakes, sold it to a numpty at that point who killed it a month later.

With every new tyre is the norm.

It’s a Morris 1300 Estate.

Yes they do eventually, you should always get the best quality tubes you can find.

Beautiful here.

Because he is a cunt.

Is that what your boyfriend told you?

I don’t go to that type of church.

This explains a lot.

I notice a lot of you go on bimbles since I went on my border bimble, I’m an influencer in this manor.

I had a wee bimble to try out the lid today, it was weird wearing full face for the first time in about 14 years. First impressions are that in full face mode it is quiet, the visor is completely fog free with the Pinlock, the sun visor could possibly be a bit darker. It is easy to flip the chin bar over to the back of the shell and I did this every time I was in a town or village and generally just used the sun visor although I did try it with the clear visor in this configuration as well, it felt almost the same as my open face when riding like this which was good. I didn’t bother with any riding glasses. As expected it was affected a little by the wind blast that comes up between the tank and the bottom of the fairing but I am planning on fitting a baffle to cut that down anyway. It also looks good which is important given how damn fine looking I am.

Autoglym Polar Blast.

No, if the wind is blowing the right way I can hear the 1 o’clock gun.

Or remove it with a screw driver, or wheel the bike away to Six’s van.

Well this will work.