Buckster

You first.

Given that the Ukrainian conflict started eight years ago when Russia annexed Crimea it is safe to say it’s all bollocks.

I was pleased to see Tym got fuck all.

It’s okay, your wet dream is intact.

Or mine.

Start them young, then they can shoot their school friends, it’s the American way, the NRA said so.

Putin called, he said he wants another blow job from you.

They won't last.

This is a motorcycle trip, no hairdryers allowed.

You should go to Scotland and tell people that.

I’m booked for the Thunder in the Glens rally for the last weekend in August and I will be doing the NC500 the week commencing the 29th of August, just planning it all now. It’s very unlike me to plan something that far in advance.

I don’t live in the EU. People with EU passports are prone to getting fucked in the ass, do you know anyone with an EU passport?

Some gimp.

I almost voted for Tym, but he’s a knob end so I didn’t.

and Donald bent over.

AKA, the clutch is easier if you have a leg.

and septics.

Everyone drives stick here, it's not a third world country like Merica.