Buckster

I will.

It wasn’t that big after he was finished with it.

126mph, I had a trip on a carriage pulled by the Sir Nigel Gresley once.

It was something about a cunt appearing in the dead of night near a river that isn’t a river.

Have you broke up with Donald now?

What a pile of shite.

Amazing. not really, it’s totally gay.

You first.

Given that the Ukrainian conflict started eight years ago when Russia annexed Crimea it is safe to say it’s all bollocks.

I was pleased to see Tym got fuck all.

It’s okay, your wet dream is intact.

Or mine.

Start them young, then they can shoot their school friends, it’s the American way, the NRA said so.

Putin called, he said he wants another blow job from you.

They won't last.

This is a motorcycle trip, no hairdryers allowed.

You should go to Scotland and tell people that.

I’m booked for the Thunder in the Glens rally for the last weekend in August and I will be doing the NC500 the week commencing the 29th of August, just planning it all now. It’s very unlike me to plan something that far in advance.

I don’t live in the EU. People with EU passports are prone to getting fucked in the ass, do you know anyone with an EU passport?