Buckster

You’re all muppets.

They do fill those shorts very well, they all have woodies, Tym no doubt approves.

Is that you at the back? The Gammon?

Not yet.

Is that the latest from faux news?

Covid doesn't exist @zzzak said so.

I’m sure you can find some in Canada, if you are feeling left out.

You found that quickly, must be in your playlist.

It will be Depeche Mode next now that Marcel has turned him gay.

I promise you it isn’t.

Old cunt.

Nah, just American, they all drive like that.

Make sure you use a flashlight so the great whites can see you.

That’s Pedro’s department.

In Scotland anything can be deep fried. Cream eggs, Mars bars, steak pies, hamsters, you name it.

Looby Loo is a dude now.

Nope, it’s just normal bread, the crust is arrived at using a rice flour and sesame oil paste, the rice flour is gluten free so it does not expand in the same way as the rest of the bread so it breaks up giving the appearance you see, the distinct flavour comes from the toasted sesame oil.

Do you like tiger bread?

Well that’s that then. Other than the colonists who didn’t know there were different types of bread we can all look forward to enjoying our tiger bread, except for Pedro who will be chowing down on something a little different. Here you go Pedro, enjoy!

Looks a lot like a place that someone may have disposed of bodies in at some point in the past, it isn’t near the border with Wales by any chance is it?