Buckster

Sounds like solid declaration of intent.

You should be more interested in what Julie gets to do for me.

They won’t risk the North Pole, polar bears can top 30mph.

I think @Six30 needs a big bowl of cuttlefish eggs.

True, they need a soul to start with.

I get my DM's resoled.

Don't set fire to your caravan tomorrow when you blow torch the turkey.

I wonder which will be my next julie?

You can get cream for that.

How about a nice big inverted burning cross for her front yard, I hear they are all the rage for a white Christmas.

While the rest of you are fighting with family and going bankrupt, I will be working and enjoying life.

Tosser.

Tell us something we don’t know.

He just has the neck and giblets.

Be careful where you park, my buddies are waiting for you.

Don’t lie, I know you fantasise about my glorious seed.

Well you had to go there.

We may have to establish a new tradition of jiggy jiggy between the winners of TOTY & MOTY.

Tym’s favourite magazine. I’m not convinced.

I feel maligned.

Gay.

Oops, wrong thread.

Exactly and the “Trump” vaccine has been proved 100% effective and it is basically free. A simple infusion of 500ml of bleach directly into the blood stream will cure all known disease and the recipient will never need another vaccine again. Only available in Merica. Warning, side effects include certain death.