Buckster

It’s okay, your new bike is ready. It’s a ginger “Harley”.

Bit of coastline there, where is that?

Saw one of these today, being ridden by a fat lad, looked like a Minnion.

It’s pissing down, I’m going to go tomorrow morning instead. I’m not riding three hours in the rain.

On the subject of cheddar, where’s Six?

I’m going to a rally in Aviemore..

If he had been they would be three feet wide.

What a pile of shite.

Puffs bike.

I'm assuming you have tried adjustment of the suspension.

A real person?

Pretty sure they call them “ride” on there.

I’m hoping that the seat to peg distance is very short and makes it uncomfortable for long legs, then I won’t need one.

I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "Where are you coming from, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a motorway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"So, you're drunk." Me:"But I didn't drink anything." Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a country road at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:"A motorcycle." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a city street at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Officer:"A prostitute of course." Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

Did someone say “vest”?

It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s a Honda so it’s

Advice for the ladies.

You don't worry about weight when you look at women, why should he worry about it looking at bikes?

Needs bigger bags.

That not what the midgets say.

Go scrape your scabs.

First impressions of the Cobra Chrome are good, it is less susceptible to tracking and I have already started scraping the floorboards.

I think it is the perfect bike for you.