Buckster

Just keep a brick in your pocket.

I survived the attack with only a penknife. I stabbed my mate in the leg then ran away while it was eating him.

The caravan is a definite plus, grizzly bears view tent campers as pre packed food. I got uncomfortably close to a grizzly once and it very quickly makes you realise just how fragile life is.

They can’t be white either, someone has messed with the colour.

In your case it would be sock with sandal.

No they can be repealed.

The fatwa against him is still in place.

It wasn't me.

Is that for the vibration setting?

Have to work this weekend but next weekend I'm riding down to Yorkshire for a rally. What are you losers doing?

I’m hesitant to post the picture of my massive cock because I know some people will be mentally scarred by it.

I have a picture but I warn you that once you see it everything will change.

You want to see my massive cock?

That will be the government death shot slowly killing you.

Marcel was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a truck when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting to book his car in for service. Marcel shouted across the garage, " Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question " ? The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to Marcel.... Marcel straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, " So Doc, look at this engine, I open it's heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new, so how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work "? The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to Marcel... "Try doing it with the engine running".

I favour a pocket.

Go pro works well but the viewing angle is too low when mounted on the crash bar, the surface mounts won’t match the complex curve on the fairing so I am going to modify one of them with some epoxy putty to suit.

Well it’s not an air conditioner that’s for certain.

I thought his first language was cuntish, a bit like elvish but where elvish is only spoken by elves, cuntish is only spoken by cunts.

Ghosts only exist in the imagination of the feckless.

My faith in Christ is sufficient.

Zzzaks sources all look super credible too, most if not all have debunked lots of government lies. We all know the illuminati are behind this, it's part of their eugenics plan.

There you go Pete, it's just the flu made worse by you being stupid enough to take the government sponsored death shot.