Buckster

Chicks dig royalty.

maybe you can turn her, tell her you’re the King of Sweden.

you can get surgery for that.

He thought he was the King of Sweden amongst other things.

well that’s a first.

you were probably adopted.

It will last forever now. Pete will be broken down sometime and this will ride past adorned with a greasy dago and a leggy blonde.

270 degree crank, what do you say @Pedro ?

He went bonkers.

I rest my case.

Should have got a Harley.

Pedro has some horse cock casserole in the fridge you can have.

Has Six been sacked?

Unlike you he has electric lights, he doesn’t need to worry about wax runoff on the floor from the candles. I thought you esquimo’s used oil from whale blubber in your lamps anyway?

Question. When you fell over did you spill any Jack Daniel’s or were you able to keep the bottle upright throughout the fall?

You like your sister, it’s not the same thing.

Gay.

Does @Slowlycatchymonkey write this shit or what?

Cock.

The roads were good north of Perth and Kinross region although they had quite a lot of new chips down in the National Park which were a bit loose still in places. After Braemar it was fine. The coast road was good.

This.