Buckster

I will see about getting myself a generic black bike and black leathers and a black lid, then put it all in a van and be a boring drone twat.

I parked next to one of those Guzzi's on Sunday up in Tyndrum, it is a nice looking bike, finish looks good. Shock is mounted on the shaft drive.

Gay.

The countryside in Scotland is second to none, it was a great run.

Time to give up, you are too old and he isn’t there anymore.

Were they hoping for a Neverland Ranch type of scene?

I don’t need any help to post bullshit.

I don’t want to misrepresent Six, I’m pretty sure the motorcycle in the van is aimed at trapping young lads rather than lasses.

I haven’t got a van and I don’t like Gary Glitter.

A kind way of telling you that you are a chubby cunt.

I will up my game later in the year.

I have a Stongarm bike jack, allows me to lift the front or rear wheel for cleaning or removal. https://on-bike.com/motorcycle-lifts/strongarm

Popped out this morning for a quick run, started at Colington, Edinburgh and headed to South Lanarkshire and Carluke then up into North Lanarkshire, fantastic countryside just outside of Edinburgh. I wanted to avoid Glasgow so I headed north to Airdrie and Cumbernauld before going up to Kilsyth for the first stop. Then over to Balloch at the southern end of Loch Lomond where there was something of interest to Pete. I headed up the west side of Loch Lomond. I then headed north east into the Trossachs. I took a little detour and went up to Tyndrum and The Green Welly Stop which is a popular destination for motorcycles. At this point I had covered 140 miles. the views were terrible. 9 After a cup of tea and a hotdog I headed back staying on the east side of the Loch. Headed for Stirling which has a nice castle. Even saw a big erection which should keep Six happy. I then headed back to Edinburgh. 224 miles in total.

Looks like someone has abandoned a Chinese bike there.

Only the fat ones.

Then fit a nappy when you find the leak.

Turd in a bap?

Gay.

Murdoch is all about the Chinese.

Hipster puffs jacket. Six should get one.

I am legend!

It’s an older Guzzi, pretty sure it’s an 850, the handlebars are wider than my fairing and I guess the cables work that way, he has had it for years.