Buckster

Some on the seat and some on her fat arse, sorted.

Oh fuck off, it’s not my fault this place picks up all the strays like this geriatric wank stain with a shit bike in his shed.

Velcro is the answer.

It’s bigger than Six’s peado van.

Knob.

There are only a handful of people here who actually ride bikes, only three of us ride any distance. We have a gammon who carts his bike about in a van, a ginger on a Chinese copy of a bmw, some geriatric Sunday drivers wondering if they are going to join Bobs gimp brigade due to diabetes, a fucking anorexic nutball and a guy who shits his pants for fun. It sounds like a BBC2 soap opera.

This place is shit.

We don't like to talk about your work with kids do we noncey?

Or a fucking ginger cunt hiding from society. There is no such thing as ghosts.

You eat her gym clothes? I’ve heard of edible knickers but never edible track suits.

This is a motorcycle forum, I know a lot of you prefer vans and small inflatable boats and other shite but I ride a motorcycle and not some Chinese crap either but the real thing.

I got out on the bike this evening.

Only in his dreams.

I’m open to wrapping my testicles in neoprene if the mood suits.

Or your internet connection is shit, have you tried restarting your router?

Good for adding to the list of places to avoid.

Plenty of BMW bikes though.

They never fail.

He has red hair, communist red.

I’ll tweet it.

You’re an intuitive cunt.

When was the last time he was called a cunt?

Your carer.