Buckster

Probably because it would be in a van.

Took a ride out with the neighbour this evening, headed down to Moffat in the borders on the A701 which runs through amazing countryside. Then headed through the valley floor on the A708 past St. Mary's Loch to Selkirk before heading back on the A7. Even managed to get a pic of a van so Six could feel included. Countryside in the borders is stunning but we had limited time so did not stop other than in Moffat. 145 miles in 3.5 hours. Roads I will visit again when I have more time. Also seriously considering an action cam as you fuckers could use a dose of proper countryside.

So where are they now, you never see the shite things.

Only if it hits Uranus.

That's why the cruiser concept has never worked for BMW yet they still keep trying and failing. What is the definition of madness?

Bob, to use those pegs you would need to have no legs …. Oh hold on…. Nothing to see here.

The Martian news service reported “Earth is about to fuck Mars”.

Child catcher.

22c here, gingers are dying.

Nano means small so it is only a little gay.

I have a nanogel battery, which is just a gel lead acid with "nano" written on it because it is cool.

No substitute for the real thing.

He lost the key to the food cupboard.

@XTreme will be taking this thread to the bathroom with him.

You can be guaranteed that even the most desperate Catholic priest would avoid your rancid underkaks. It’s a pity Six did not have that knowledge available to him when Father Patrick was helping him reach those high notes in the choir.

We know it isn't yours, there is no van.

The paint is really tatty, I wrapped the fairing but I prefer a paint finish so I left the rest. I will strip it and get it painted at some point.

I ride my bike, van peado.

About an inch and a half.

Some pictures for Six to steal.

The roads were stacked with tourists today so I took to the lanes, nowhere to stop and takes pictures as such but identified a few places to visit when it is quieter. Initially rode up to Falkirk to the Falkirk Wheel, took a picture as it is basically boat porn for @MooN. From there I headed up to the Kincardine Bridge to cross the Forth, it is one of the older bridges inland, headed across to Culross, then through to Dunfermline before heading back over the Forth on the new Forth Road Bridge. Dropped down into South Queensferry to The Cove biker cafe for a cup of tea, no pictures there as the Blue Angels MC were very present and generally object to people taking pictures. Took a picture of the old Forth rail bridge though. And of course the real motorcycle. Miles, 100 Accidents, 0 Vans, 0 Snapped knicker elastic, immeasurable.

A month?

He’s a nonce.

Anything under 750cc is small, 750 to 1200 is middleweight, you are all gay.