Buckster

They will just deep fry the fuckers in Scotland.

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That’s @XTreme, I’m too young for that one, but there you go with another fail.

Everyone else will die.

He will flounce before then or get arrested for the contents of his hard drive.

Honda's

Your new name shall henceforth be "Driftwood", you are lucky that "Twiggy" was already taken.

Riding, castles and trail braking on Sunday no doubt accompanied by the sounds of knicker elastic snapping in every populated area between here and possibly Loch Lomond.

It will be like a scene from a crap movie, "you are going to need a bigger van".

You need better trail braking skills, there will be a lot of that in evidence on Sunday.

Give his van some fucking respect you philistine!

No they are looking for a sandwich to give you.

A shovel could fix yours.

Are you next to the ugly bird or are you the ugly bird?

and his eyes.

More Chinese shite for Pete.

No, but now you mention it, you're

Damn right, you have sell those epic events, there will be nothing about the royal family in the news next week, it will be all about this, hold on I’m getting a call from BBC News.

It will be my day off, I have batteries in the magic picture box thingy, so you may all be in for a treat. Castles, a Harley Davidson, Scotland and me, that is pure sex right there. There may be a Moto Guzzi present as well. Certainly no oriental shite. The women will be flooding to the site for this as well as wetting their knickers in anticipation. @Mawsley will wet his pants as well but that is a prostate problem and he does it every day, sometimes more than once. The things I do for you bunch of misfits and inbreeds.

Liar.