Buckster

It's not like a thief would use a knife or anything like that.

Puff.

It’s on its way!

No.

No I’m not talking about you lot of buzzing fleabags. I am cleaning a lot less insects off my bike this year, has anyone else noticed this, despite the fact that we are getting a lot of warm weather. I have also noticed there are a lot less spiders around, possibly due to a reduction in their food source. Could be a sign of the end times, zombie apocalypse shortly.

Fixed.

Sportsters are girls bikes, I've upset a few guys saying that including a couple of local MC guys but they will get over it. My bike is hyper masculine however.

Pedro is chomping at the bit to read all about your trip.

No doubt.

I'm reluctant to post this in case it sends @Six30 into a wank frenzy.

Okay I will try not to mention those words anymore.

What words? Ginger mange?

That’s your other van.

Fish in a barrel.

It's calling out for ginger love?

No one needs to see that, it's as bad as ginger mange.

So I have decided to get a Go Pro so I can share more of Scotland with you lucky people. I'm too good to you.

It’s more gay than a pink unicorn dildo.