Buckster

Drug the old fucker and go to the pub.

That’s an insult to gammon.

To be fair, if you were going to steal a picture off the internet then you would find something better than one of some bloke beaten with an ugly stick.

My sister ain't that ugly.

Based on his/her photo stealing, we don't even know if the Duc is someone else's. Six could be a transexual or even uglier than Bob. There is obviously something to hide beyond being a van peado. Let the speculation begin!

The problem is that it does not know if it wants to be a Harley or a Goldwing and it’s neither.

The dealer here has thus far proved pretty fair, they fucked something up when I imported the bike but made it right, they have even given me a couple of free mot's, I got them to fit the brake discs because they gave me such a good price that it would have worked out only £40 less for me to do them myself. They don't try to upsell me on anything and know I do most of my own work so I'm not a cash cow for them. Even so, I popped in the other day for a couple of side stand pucks and the parts girl gave me a couple of promotional ones she had in a draw rather than sell me some of the ones they have on the shelf. I even get free coffee and very often a wee cake or some such from the girl in the merchandise department so all in I have nothing bad to say about them.

He’s fuck all to do with me, he is @XTreme’s protege.

Six has admitted he has a problem with twenty four year olds. He can only get ten in his van at a time.

Perfect for women. Or Six.

What you say Jaws?

You know that you are not done explaining this don't you?

Not a fan personally but I don't see an issue with it for women.

Did I tell you to fuck off today? If not..

If only we all had your mad skills.

Are you planning on packing the same accessories in the van with the Duc?

You must have been doing a search for information relevant to you and Google picked up on the potential geriatric section.

Remind me, is euthanasia legal yet?

What Tym said.

We should probably start one for all you ancient fuckers, William can be your patriarch and you can swap stories about pissing yourselves and other common occurrences in your day to day lives, assuming you can remember anything recent.

Is it Just William?

I wonder who’s it is?

Pete needs a friend.