Buckster

You like your sister, it’s not the same thing.

Gay.

Does @Slowlycatchymonkey write this shit or what?

Cock.

This.

I'm going out tomorrow.

That's a good question.

Does anyone still deny this is happening? Got to be some nut balls in America I imagine, or @zzzak after a week on the baggie. Anyway the highest recorded temperature in Edinburgh was in 2019 and was 31.6 Celsius, forecast for this Tuesday is 32 Celsius. Gingers will die.

Are the midgets outing you?

I notice they can’t shoot worth a damn.

Make sure you video it.

He should feed the sharks next.

Your bones touch.

No, just the outline of your liver and gallbladder.

For £5 I will go onto Facebook and comment on your Ex's new relationship photos saying "you have had better".

Do we need to spell it out to you?

Only bigger.

It’s not a real motorcycle unless it has a cup holder and a stereo.

£113

Well that’s the bike insurance paid.

I have a cup holder.

That’s the Edinburgh chapter of H.O.G.