Buckster

He should feed the sharks next.

Your bones touch.

No, just the outline of your liver and gallbladder.

For £5 I will go onto Facebook and comment on your Ex's new relationship photos saying "you have had better".

Do we need to spell it out to you?

Only bigger.

It’s not a real motorcycle unless it has a cup holder and a stereo.

£113

Well that’s the bike insurance paid.

I have a cup holder.

That’s the Edinburgh chapter of H.O.G.

I'll have to dig out the mesh gear, not sure where I'm heading yet.

Yeah, this one has the dummy on the seat.

I think you have mixed up the grunter and the shunter.

He might be albwino.

He might be an esquimo.

So I have learned that the GS is now up for sale, the dealer advertisement describes it as being in perfect condition and that the previous owner only sold it because he didn’t want his wife going out with him and spoiling his fun with the dago midget bummers. What can we learn from this?

So have you got a new bike?

I’m undervalued.

It’s more boring than @Slowlycatchymonkey describing the composition of sand. It’s the perfect bike for Pete.

Twonda?

Taiwanese Honda.

Wife. That’s about right.