Buckster

I saw a red and black one today, I have to say that seeing one in real life they look like a shit moped.

For £5 I will go onto Facebook and comment on your Ex's new relationship photos saying "you have had better".

Do we need to spell it out to you?

Only bigger.

It’s not a real motorcycle unless it has a cup holder and a stereo.

£113

Well that’s the bike insurance paid.

I have a cup holder.

That’s the Edinburgh chapter of H.O.G.

I’m bored of this now.

If it was British then all I can think of othervthan those are Piper, Quill or Scorpian.

I'll have to dig out the mesh gear, not sure where I'm heading yet.

Yeah, this one has the dummy on the seat.

Motad?

They are likely Marshall.

I think you have mixed up the grunter and the shunter.

That picture does nothing but reinforce what I said.

He might be albwino.

He might be an esquimo.

Ah yes, here come all the Honda owners with handbags poised.

So I have learned that the GS is now up for sale, the dealer advertisement describes it as being in perfect condition and that the previous owner only sold it because he didn’t want his wife going out with him and spoiling his fun with the dago midget bummers. What can we learn from this?

So have you got a new bike?

The words “gay” and “Honda” are basically the same word.