Buckster

That’s the Edinburgh chapter of H.O.G.

I'll have to dig out the mesh gear, not sure where I'm heading yet.

Yeah, this one has the dummy on the seat.

I think you have mixed up the grunter and the shunter.

He might be albwino.

He might be an esquimo.

So I have learned that the GS is now up for sale, the dealer advertisement describes it as being in perfect condition and that the previous owner only sold it because he didn’t want his wife going out with him and spoiling his fun with the dago midget bummers. What can we learn from this?

So have you got a new bike?

I’m undervalued.

It’s more boring than @Slowlycatchymonkey describing the composition of sand. It’s the perfect bike for Pete.

Twonda?

Taiwanese Honda.

Wife. That’s about right.

What's that black spot underneath it?

Name a country worse than China for making stuff. Starts with a "T" and ends with "aiwan".

Shite.

That won't affect ginger no mates.

Was @Slowlycatchymonkey the entertainment director on this?

This type of warning is necessary because people like Six use petrol stations.

Trapped behind a baby gate somewhere I expect.