Buckster

So I have learned that the GS is now up for sale, the dealer advertisement describes it as being in perfect condition and that the previous owner only sold it because he didn’t want his wife going out with him and spoiling his fun with the dago midget bummers. What can we learn from this?

So have you got a new bike?

The words “gay” and “Honda” are basically the same word.

I’m undervalued.

This bike basically tells every dago midget that your arse is open for business.

It’s more boring than @Slowlycatchymonkey describing the composition of sand. It’s the perfect bike for Pete.

Twonda?

Taiwanese Honda.

Wife. That’s about right.

What's that black spot underneath it?

Name a country worse than China for making stuff. Starts with a "T" and ends with "aiwan".

Shite.

That won't affect ginger no mates.

Was @Slowlycatchymonkey the entertainment director on this?

This type of warning is necessary because people like Six use petrol stations.

Trapped behind a baby gate somewhere I expect.

I’ve “tuned” my suspension.

That’s why I said “this weekend”, not “tomorrow”.

One for Tym.

The epic ride with refurbished shocks will happen, I ran into a problem last weekend with draining one of the shocks but after a major feat of engineering involving a guitar string and my Mityvac I got it done. I’m hoping to get a bank loan so I can fill the tank and escape this puerile existence, Sunday looks so I will be heading off after church.