Buckster

He will be more interested in van hire and the location of local schools.

Yes, it was 100% an attempt hoping it wouldn’t be noticed or questioned.

Whose bike?

He will meet you there and "show you a room".

Rang them today and they claim that they are having issues with their system adding extras on without request, okay, anyway my renewal is all £4 less than last year, it’s unlikely I’ll get better than that.

Aye, he’s a bellend.

Yes .. Paul .. yes, you do … because you’re a homo.

Same for Edinburgh.

You would know, you do more cruising than the rest of us combined.

Just had my renewal quote, £50 more than last year but it includes a fee of £53.65 for “additional cover” with absolutely nothing to say what this so called additional cover is, maybe the “hope you don’t notice so we can rip you off” fee.

It's my pheromones that attract the women.

The old one was less gay.

No I’m not watching that shite.

Skippy has doubled down and got himself this for when him and the “boys” go cruising.

I told you, that shirt is a pure gold pussy magnet over there.

So you have proved.

If Goodyear don’t continue the Cobra Chrome then I will probably look at Dunlop American Elite, I am hearing that people are having a lot of issues with vibration from Michelin Commander III’s.

I think that has been bought by Nova Motorsports.

Gay sex doesn’t produce children.

Was he Canadian?